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33 entries this month
 

13:25 Aug 31 2023
Times Read: 197


If you believe some people can't suck the energy, the fun, joy out of you and your life then you haven't been paying attention. Even online they can do it.

At what point do you just stop it? Do you put yourself at the top of the "care about" list?

For me I am starting to see I have to do this or my depression will really take me back to a darken place. Sure they can be fun, great to be around. When they are in good moods. But the draining of my joy, energy needs to stop.

I have one such person in real life, lives to stress me out. Not having it from those I choose to be around? That I can say "Look, you are not in a good place and I can't help you dig yourself out of it. So I'm going to log off, read some, go do a puzzle or color a little to get some pleasure back into my life. Chat later."

If you don't understand what I'm talking about then...good for you. But then maybe you need to start by noticing how certain people make you feel.


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Theodora
Theodora
14:22 Aug 31 2023

Completely understand.





DiamondRose
DiamondRose
21:27 Aug 31 2023

I know what you mean





Vodka
Vodka
01:23 Sep 01 2023

I fully understand this as I have a friend who does this, I love her but I cannot be her savior.





 

15:01 Aug 29 2023
Times Read: 227


Slept over ten hours last night. And that was just Monday. Points out to me I'm not giving myself enough time to recharge. Seems I need to get back to an earlier bedtime.

Trying to get estimates on a metal roof on one of the warehouse buildings. Really the last one that has shingles. $32,000.00 is too high so the look, calling for mote estimates are added to today's To Do list.

Friends bought over the last of green beans, corn from her garden. Dealt with the beans yesterday. 4 full gallon size freezer bags worth. Now it's 2 full paperbags of corn to clean, prep to freeze.

My hands are sore from yesterday so the phone isn't something I'm willing to grip today.

So....off to clean some corn.


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Enso
Enso
19:21 Aug 29 2023

Sleep is good





 

17:07 Aug 27 2023
Times Read: 274


Boobs came back all normal. Yeah!

Yes, if you know, you know.

If not...I'm not weird....your weird.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
18:13 Aug 27 2023

Hell yeah, normal boobs!





CountessLili
CountessLili
19:11 Aug 27 2023

Well it is better to endure the pain of having them smooshed than the pain of having them removed because of breast cancer and going through the pain and heartache of going through chemo and radiation. I am glad your boobies are good. Lol





Vodka
Vodka
00:40 Aug 28 2023

I am weird, this is true...lol





Theodora
Theodora
14:58 Aug 28 2023

So glad to hear this!





Enso
Enso
19:22 Aug 29 2023

( .)Y( .) enough said!





 

17:00 Aug 26 2023
Times Read: 321


Remember kids- don't drink the Kool Aid. ;)

Cult Leaders are so fun to watch, when they have no one to lead.


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John666
John666
18:30 Aug 26 2023

I agree





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
21:12 Aug 26 2023

ROFL!!! Oh, so agreeable.



Enso
Enso
19:22 Aug 29 2023

But I want the kool aid!





 

16:49 Aug 23 2023
Times Read: 389


All Houses posted to-check.
All Covens posted to- check
Journals read- check
Main forum reviewed- check
Stream reviewed- check.

Wheee...offline for a few days, you get way behind. Still got somethings to do but almost caught back up.


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Nightgame
Nightgame
01:02 Aug 25 2023

Contrats Rat :)





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
04:31 Aug 25 2023

I feel ya! I am on for now but back to being gone until probably Monday after tonight... maybe a few minutes check in tomorrow. BUSY BUSY BUSY traveling me! So hard top play catch up when you finally get to!





 

01:30 Aug 23 2023
Times Read: 412


Mammogram done first thing this morning. Use to, at work, my chest was pushed against, banged against, just general work stuff. So they never bothered me till today it seems. Ouch!

The lady was asking me if I had any family history- yes, my mother. "And at what age did she have breast cancer?" I answered her without even thinking of it. "56, 58 or so." But it was as she kept updating my file that I released I am my mother's age when she had her first mammogram. When a spot the size of a pea was found. When she dealt with her own loss of a breast due to it.

Had me thinking of that as the lady did her things, taking several xray of each breast. While it was not what lead to my mother's death, it did take its toll on her.

So I wait. Be a week or so, but I wait to see if I follow in my mother's footsteps.


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OldSoul
OldSoul
01:51 Aug 23 2023

*hugs*





Vodka
Vodka
17:36 Aug 23 2023

*hugs and sends you good Juju*





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
09:45 Aug 24 2023

Here's hoping it doesn't go that route for you, sister. Best thoughts to you.



 

13:18 Aug 21 2023
Times Read: 461


The cable company did show. And I'm all hooked back up. After Matthew left, it was just a matter of getting all the little extras back online. The alexas, the ring, blink systems. I did them all but the blink....I called in for help. But not bad for me, trust me.

Then I took the time to watch a movie I was looking forward to seeing with FalsexCure. Pope's Exorcist. Great movie. Will watch again for the special effects makeup alone. The eyeball, two in the eye? Yes! The way they took the kid darker, sunken in his body, the way they changed his face shape. Worth a second watch. Take the pig out, been even better.

Then onto the new profile layout on PaganSamhainWitch vXVampre did his code magic when I was asking about how to remove the code off my main profile, he took my words and did a simple code for me. One I can figure out. :) I had two little issues putting his code in, but I figured them out all on my own. Yeah me! All looking at code, seeing the error. Few things I would change but by then it was late.

Ended the as I normally do, joking around with False on some silly subject. 🤪 you think cheesy pickup lines are bad? Try funny, odd containers for ashes of a dead body. *laughs* That will lead a whole new window shopping on Amazon from kitchen trash bags, just saying.

Now onto shower for brother. MRI in a hour.


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Nekirena
Nekirena
14:24 Aug 21 2023

I watched that last night. I hope they make a follow up to it!





Theodora
Theodora
15:41 Aug 21 2023

Sounds like a good day. :-)





Bennu
Bennu
00:51 Aug 22 2023

That was a great movie.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
00:53 Aug 22 2023

It was. And yes, I hope they make more. :)





 

14:47 Aug 20 2023
Times Read: 509


You little mother fer better show up today. Or I start with a Rat "taking to church" rant at 11:01 a...freaking ass...m.

And when you go outside to carry the cases of pop in out of the car and your sister see you on the security cams...that work, as internet is on at this time... and text you "What happen to your hair?" You know it's too red. If not her goodbye as you say got to go, talk later... "OK Bozo"

Middle finger flip to cam. Her LOL .

Family...


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Nightgame
Nightgame
00:35 Aug 23 2023

lol I can't wait to see :)





 

14:51 Aug 19 2023
Times Read: 531


Seems the internet is on, running this morning. But as I tried to use the laptop to get into one of my alts, it drops. Same in the afternoons. I can use my Alexa, my security cams...but the second I try to log in or use a streaming service BAM. Can not connect.

*rat growls*

And it sucks as I have a pretty new code to show off on one of my alts. I haven't even seen it fully, on a big screen. But know I sure the hell ain't trying to change it on this phone screen.

Oh well....back to cable TV, and phone to try and do my online duties, fun. And hope the repair guy shows up Sunday.


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Vodka
Vodka
17:09 Aug 19 2023

I certainly hope he does...this sounds like a total pain!





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
18:29 Aug 19 2023

*kicks your internet*





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
00:30 Aug 20 2023

I actually know almost exactly how that goes. Hopefully you can get it squared away soon.



 

19:42 Aug 17 2023
Times Read: 580


Whole lot of butt shaken going on. :)

Is it bad I want a Rat one?


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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
21:49 Aug 17 2023

Made and sent ya one. :)





Nightgame
Nightgame
23:13 Aug 17 2023

lol





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
01:24 Aug 18 2023

Thank you CTD! Love it. ❤️





OldSoul
OldSoul
01:57 Aug 18 2023

Work it girl friend





 

14:00 Aug 17 2023
Times Read: 596


Seems my home internet is out, going in out due to equipment issues. On one minute, drops next. And vr times out on my phone with all the ads. Not worth the pain to keep logging on really.

Homestead has internet, but we have lots of dr apt coming up.
And don't see me sitting on phone much.

To fix it Sunday, but they will not show on Sunday. And Monday, Tuesday, Thursday dr apts. So might be a while before I post, be around. If I'm on be here on main account.


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Nekirena
Nekirena
17:37 Aug 17 2023

Our service was out until about 5 yesterday.
There was an issue with the server across the board from what they were telling me. My modem kept trying to get me to initiate with it- by saying it was a brand new equipment and service line and to activate it to start service.

Lol the tech was like "don't do it. It's broken." 🙄





 

PRIVATE ENTRY

12:42 Aug 17 2023
Times Read: 600


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22:51 Aug 16 2023
Times Read: 626


Well there goes trying to get the postings I have drop the ball these last two days. Internet is down, 2nd time in 2 days. On phone, apt on Sunday to replace all the 6 year old equipment and work on a splitter going bad .


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EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
02:44 Aug 17 2023

Oy vey... Ya, I know how that goes. The same thing happened here, just before the storms blitzed through, and after it was all fixed.



 

16:15 Aug 16 2023
Times Read: 650


This one has TMI so you are warned. I have a class A CDL license ( commercial driver license) to be legal in driving anything up to a tractor trailer. But for a few things like fuel truck, school busses, hazard materials. Those I would need to pass a written test on, as they carry certain rules governor them. Endorsements.

While I have not driven a tractor trailer in many years, a straight job was always one I was more confident with. (Think school bus) I did pass the written test many years ago when it became law (100 thank you...Proud of self) but got grandfather into it on the driving test. But since I was driving trucks since I was 16, not a big issue. Did I take the tractor trailer one when I couldn't pass the driven? Maybe. I would of had to practice more, but sure I could of. But as my Father was the driver on his trucks, I had no concern. Could I do it today? With practice. The 13, 18 split shift, air brakes, downshifting would come naturally, the backing up, control of the movements of the trailer with the 5th wheel not as much.

Ok- so I do not use this license as not driving commercial. But each year I do the physical just to keep it active. $100.00 but worth it as I know I could step out the the job field with a clean driving record, able to pass any drug test, no criminal. And pretty much have my pick of a job. If you watch the news you would of seen KY has a huge shortage on school bus drivers. Within a week I could take the testing, and start driving those little ones around. Or a limo. I always wanted to drive a limo. "Big black limo!" From a movie I always loved, My Chauffeur.

9:00 a.m. at the place I go to for my yearly testing. Yes, I could have my regular Dr. do the testing, but learned long ago to let a business set up just for these testing do it. They file it with the state, know the rules. Don't get me started that story, another time.

They lady who does the test is late to work but paperwork keeps you busy. Asked to give a urine sample to test my sugar. I knew it was coming so drunk a large glass of water this morning with food, and was sucking up a themo of water. And could not do it. Mind you, this is a place next to our truck stop so not the most niceties place. Told to have a seat, and they moved on to next man.

Talk about embarrassing. One man offered to walk over to the truck stop, get me a coffee as it always makes him pee. No, thank you. And as I am PM here with False, who would find that hilarious, I had to share with him I couldn't pee! Woukd loved to seen that random information look on his face. lol
( Yes, you in my PM's you get the real me. )

So the lady ask me if I believed I could give a sample now. All looking at me. I said maybe. I mean for goodness sake, I chugging water. And I feel like I'm disappointing my fellow truck drivers. I SHALL FILL THE CUP!

2nd attempt- nope. But learn I regret the ton of brussels spouts I ate last night. Now this bathroom has no running water, only to pee in...so I went and told the lady no luck. But believe I need to go to the bathroom.. (I warned you!!! TMI) . Of course everyone hears me. Made me want to say "Hey, everyone poops, don't judge me" :D

So I leave, go to truck stop. Use the bathroom, and yes I peed. Damn it. Got two large bottles of water and returned to the testing. Only to drink one, still no lucky. By then the one guy who is left is just giving me pity smiles. Or at least I take them as pity. Let's enjoy my discomfort. lol

The Dr started my test, which passed easy enough. Told to go back out to the waiting room, drink. I did two large waters...and still no urge. Dr and her nurse just smiled as they suggested ways to get it flowing. So it was jumping jacks, knee lifts per Dr request. All with a water baby aboard. Yeap, did the trick. I passed, got my card, and left with a " I Peed!" grin on my face.

Only to have peed like 5 times in the last few hour. Damn shy bladder. But it also pointed out just how dehydrated I was, as the Dr warned me. * looks at water glass she is holding*

Whatever.


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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
20:05 Aug 16 2023

Lort! So now your bladder is like.... we're gonna pee allllll day long! I was just a little shy to perform for you earlier, but I am here for you now! lol!





Hope23
Hope23
20:53 Aug 16 2023

Lol!





Vodka
Vodka
02:23 Aug 17 2023

And this is the first thing I read when I wake up...absolute WTF perfection! Lolololol Luvs you Sis!





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
02:52 Aug 17 2023

I don't even know what to say, here, other than "LMFAO!!!"...
I feel bad for you, there, sister. Lol




 

13:39 Aug 15 2023
Times Read: 704


Morning Tuesday! 😃

It's going to be a good freaking day.

I will admit you whooped me Monday. The self doult, the sadness, and grief did beat me down. Starting way before dawn, you just kept at it. Drilling in my head all my failures, fears, flaws. The 3 big F's.

Well by midmorning I had another F. As in fuck you. Calmer, collected, and capable in my actions. Questions put to rest, a calming influence with me. A understand of my own actions in my life.

And just how freaking awesome I am. :) Joking, always have that inner voice nagging.

You left me with a headache, wanting to hide in a cave, alone. But I didn't. Well....I did hide a little, but with those I wanted to talk to. Then narrow down to one that put me to bed with hopes of a goodnight sleep.

So did it work? Yes. Till about 4am. But then I have sleep under me, and was able to shut you up. Sleep was fitful but I'm able to face today with a smile. Maybe with just a little wickedness.

So Tuesday, let's play nice.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
13:49 Aug 15 2023

You're wonderful :)





Hanami
Hanami
18:14 Aug 15 2023

You ARE freaking awesome. I adore you.





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
19:34 Aug 15 2023

You are amazing! :D





vX
vX
19:38 Aug 15 2023

I suspected you may have been having that sort of day yesterday, but I knew that, as always, you would in time concur and march forward. It is no joking matter that you are a star in the night and awesome is an understatement!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
23:49 Aug 15 2023

Gosh guys.. thanks. :) Yes vX- you and another always catch my very very early morning pity party for one. But can't keep a good woman, or Rat, down.

And am always a message away from help, no matter the time.





Nightgame
Nightgame
01:10 Aug 16 2023

Don't you dare question yourself again! I know your reasons as good as you and wouldn't have done differently.
I love you!





Vodka
Vodka
12:59 Aug 16 2023

💜💙💙💜💜 Always love yourself and know that others love you just as you are!





 

19:24 Aug 14 2023
Times Read: 754


And the system message error keeps giving. 😀

Now I'm loving these from a new member of the site. In the message, due to her job, she said she flirted with talk on how to dispose a body. Oh honey, you are on the right site. 😉

Cheesy pickup lines? You decide. I don't believe she is even close.
_______

I actually know a few bad pick up lines that are quite science geeky (I'm a scientist) and really bad...
"Are you DNA helicase? Cause I want you to unzip my genes"
and one more suggestive: "can I stick my pipette in your tips?"

and some non geeky thing:
carve your phone number into a popato and roll it towards the person to flirt with :D


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FALSExCURE
FALSExCURE
19:37 Aug 14 2023

Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and was hoping I could interview you.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
20:22 Aug 14 2023

Ohhh.. that one is not super bad, but still a little cheesy.





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
22:44 Aug 14 2023

These "pickup lines" just keep getting worse and worse. ROFL!!!!



OldSoul
OldSoul
01:32 Aug 15 2023

I will forever love the classic Joey pick up line "How you doin"





FALSExCURE
FALSExCURE
14:54 Aug 15 2023

I think OS wins -laughs-





Hanami
Hanami
18:14 Aug 15 2023

Yep, that one is a classic. :-)





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
23:46 Aug 15 2023

Very much so. And I can so see him doing it? lol





 

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08:00 Aug 14 2023
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20:03 Aug 13 2023
Times Read: 833


It is very touching when someone gifts you with words, written in the hopes that I would find them appealing. FalsexCure knows I am a fan of his style of word crafting. So much so I, while not hounding, do drop hints that he is a hidden jewel in the vast darkness of the 'lurking' site.

This morning I was gifted with two stories that building off a character, loosely started, was based on him. The BoogeyMan. And the plot has grown. In a way it is the two of use growing in our friendship of many years. But also the realm of the darkness is a escape of my own harsher ways. He understands this and the written Boogeyman has developed its own life in a way.

He gifted me two version, ever the perfectionist, and I posted the one I liked best in LadyVampir journal as that is the home of the storyline. But I wanted to save this second version, as the written word is a gift that can not be compared to any other gift. Frozen in time nothing will change the words, or the expressions behind them at the time they are written. I thank you False. Your friendship, acceptance of my many sides, means the world to me.


**This is written by the talented xXBOOGEYMANXx himself, as a gift to me. I chosen to share his words.

The moon hung low in the sky, casting an otherworldly glow upon the world. Within the confines of her chambers, LadyVampir stood in contemplation, the dark dress before her like an invitation to a forbidden realm. Her heart raced as she hesitated, feeling the weight of its allure. Tonight, she would take a step into the unknown, embracing the touch of darkness that had long been stirring within her.

With a steadying breath, she donned the dress, the fabric clinging to her like shadows, feeling as if it were a second skin, whispering secrets only she could decipher. The transformation was undeniable. The radiant princess now stood transformed into an embodiment of enigma and allure, her very presence shrouded in the mystique of the dress's enchantment, her own beauty only being enhanced.

As she stepped into the moonlit garden, a current of anticipation swept over her. The shadows seemed to dance in tandem with her newfound allure, weaving an atmosphere of danger and exhilaration.

And there, emerging from the depths of the darkness, the Boogeyman materialized before her. His presence was magnetic, drawing her toward him like a moth to a flame. His eyes, twin orbs of intensity, reflected the very darkness she had come to embrace. "Ah, LadyVampir," he purred, his voice a velvety caress that sent a shiver down her spine, "you wear your darkness well."

LadyVampir met his gaze, her heart pounding in synchrony with the rhythm of the night. The touch of darkness within her resonated with the energy he exuded, creating an electric connection that defied their contrasting natures. It was a dance between light and shadow, a mesmerizing intertwining of their essences.

Extending his hand, the Boogeyman's touch carried with it an anticipation that sent a thrill coursing through her veins. With a mixture of curiosity and trepidation, LadyVampir allowed her hand to rest in his. The moment their skin met, an electric charge surged between them, a shared acknowledgment of the illicit desires simmering beneath their respective facades.

"In this night," the Boogeyman whispered, his voice dripping with a seductive promise, "we are bound by the tapestry of darkness. It is enough that we are alone together. Just the two of us." Together, their movements became a hypnotic dance, a slow and deliberate exploration of their connection. Each step echoed the rhythm of their forbidden desires, weaving a saga of intrigue and allure that danced in the moonlight's embrace.

As the night deepened, and their dance continued, the first traces of dawn's light began to streak the horizon. The Boogeyman's form began to waver, his touch growing fainter as the shadows receded. With a lingering gaze, the Boogeyman dissolved into the shadows, his form seamlessly blending with the darkness from which he emerged. Alone amidst the receding night, LadyVampir felt the darkness within her slowly ebbing away as the enchantment of the dress gradually faded, replaced by the gentle embrace of daylight and the memory of their dance etched upon her very soul.

As the sun ascended, LadyVampir was left with the knowledge that she had tasted a world beyond her own, a realm of allure and darkness that would forever remain a part of her, a testament to the fleeting connection between light and shadow, innocence and temptation.


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EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
21:13 Aug 13 2023

Yeowch...
This Is really good, indeed. I couldn't write a story if I wanted to, unless I were to make it literally poetic (rhythmic and/or rhyming out the wazoo).




Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
21:39 Aug 13 2023

He has a way with words. :)





Nightgame
Nightgame
00:09 Aug 14 2023

Wow, this is awesome!





Vodka
Vodka
01:01 Aug 14 2023

absolutely beautiful....





 

02:06 Aug 12 2023
Times Read: 883


Remember you asked for them: Cheesy pickup lines. If you have one not sent to me, tell us in the comments. :)

Speaking of pick-up lines:
I'd give an A because you're awesome;
I'd give you a B because you're beautiful;
I'd give you a C for your confidence;
I'll give you my D because you Deserve it.
You're a lot like my little toe, because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Hi. Umm...I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?

Do you want to hear boring pick-up lines or would you rather go someplace where I can pin you down?

I'd call you beautiful, but beauty comes from inside of you and I haven't been there yet.

You're so hot, even my zipper's falling for you.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you got my privates standing at attention.

Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Hi. I'm going to have fantasies about you later, and I just needed a name to go with the face.

Do you drink soda? Because you look sodalicious.

You know, if you're feeling down, I can always feel you up.

Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).

You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.

One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.


Yeap- the pickup lines are bad... lol


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OldSoul
OldSoul
02:17 Aug 12 2023

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
04:07 Aug 12 2023

Cheesy. A 5 out of 10. :)





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
04:39 Aug 12 2023

How about this one (courtesies of some former friends, mind you)--

"Are you holding a mirror? Because I can see myself in your pants."




Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
05:00 Aug 12 2023

Oh that is bad... lol.





Vodka
Vodka
07:31 Aug 12 2023

That is dress is so becoming on you...if I was on you I'd be coming too!





Vodka
Vodka
07:34 Aug 12 2023

Are you a parking ticket...because you got FINE written all over you!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
17:12 Aug 12 2023

Not mine- sent to me.

Were you a girl/boy scout cause you sure know how to pitch a tent!

Why don't we go camping and make this in tents (pronounced as intense)





 

22:51 Aug 11 2023
Times Read: 909


Kismet is from a song I heard this morning, post by Vodka. Swear I need to just make a playlist and call it V.

It stuck with me, so. .. kismet.

Then PhoenixXAngel was kind enough made me an avatar to go with it. :)


And have to say, you guys need to work on your pickup lines. The ones I have had sent to me, cheesy mess. Some just laugh out loud awful. 🤣 But then that is what was asked for. I'll post them if anyone is intrested. Let's just say the imaginary trophy would not been mine last night.




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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
23:49 Aug 11 2023

BUT would that trophy be made of CHEESE!?!





captainglobehead
captainglobehead
00:58 Aug 12 2023

Yes, do share! I could always use new material.





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
01:26 Aug 12 2023

I'm not even sure I want to know, but at the same time, the thought of it all is just too damn funny. Lol



Vodka
Vodka
07:32 Aug 12 2023

LOL, glad you love the tunes! I shall keep em...coming....hahahahaha





 

04:10 Aug 11 2023
Times Read: 982


Haha...sorry folks. I hit the wrong button. :)

FalsexCure and I have been sharing corny pickup lines today, thinking who could come up with the worst ones.

I won by the way as I can not do a decent one to save my life.

Sorry again....just go about your night. Nothing to see her but an embarrassing blush from me.


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FALSExCURE
FALSExCURE
04:17 Aug 11 2023

I probably could have come up with something cheesy just to win but I'll certainly let you take the trophy for this tonight. -laughs softly-





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
04:28 Aug 11 2023

Winner winner... chicken dinner! Now... I kinda wanna know what you won with... LOL!





FALSExCURE
FALSExCURE
05:00 Aug 11 2023

See I might have fallen for this one: We should go out for a coffee sometime because I definitely like you a latte.
-chuckles-





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
05:07 Aug 11 2023

Dawwwww, you want some coffee with that sugary pick up line?





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
05:19 Aug 11 2023

See? That is what I have to put up with. lol. And you know I hate the stink off coffee.

Honey are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.





FALSExCURE
FALSExCURE
05:24 Aug 11 2023

Oh... oh I know: Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
05:32 Aug 11 2023

* rolls eyes* Excuse me, is it hot in here or is that just you?

:)

Ok how much more corny can you get then that? hahaha





FALSExCURE
FALSExCURE
05:36 Aug 11 2023

Yeah, ok you still take the trophy tonight.





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
05:38 Aug 11 2023

There of course is the oldie.... Did it hurt when you fell? Fell? Yes fell from Heaven.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
05:41 Aug 11 2023

Ohh...that is an oldie. Oh well, time to take my trophy and go to bed. :)





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
05:52 Aug 11 2023

I hope it is a giant trophy made of cheese!





 

17:31 Aug 10 2023
Times Read: 1,013





To go with a little story I have in my mind. Thanks PhoenixXAngel. Should of just asked a male to start with. :)

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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
18:37 Aug 10 2023

LOL! It took me a second to understand but now I get it. LOL!





PhoenixXAngel
PhoenixXAngel
19:01 Aug 10 2023

One of the sexiest songs ever!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
03:01 Aug 11 2023

hahaha... I never though it would be a question. :)





 

15:14 Aug 08 2023
Times Read: 1,075


Since last week when the weather man said we would be cooling off a little, I have waited. So this moring at 7:30 a.m. when Alexa informs me as I'm opening my eyes that the current temperature is 64 degrees, I smiled. A cooler day. I threw back the cover and sheet and started my day.

Visions of a campfire at night, flames licking at the wood like a hungry beast. The smoke, a gray that blended with the darken sky filled with stars as the moon was but a sliver of light as it is waning toward a new moon. Chants coming out of my phone as I took in the cooler air, legs tucked to my chest, letting myself be pulled into the dance of the flame.

All this wonder and joy filled my head as, 28 minutes later, I open the door on my way to the homestead, expecting a small shiver of the first cool morning to touch my eagerly awaiting skin...and get hit by the muggy hot steam bath of the last 4 months. Temperature was now 69, per my car. And it's 95% humidity.

Well played summer, well played. But just know your days are limited. September is just around the corner.


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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
16:07 Aug 08 2023

That is just not right! What a horrible prank to play!





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
17:44 Aug 08 2023

I know that one, even around here - I think last night, I opened my mouth a little too early.
I said I would trade weather with someone, and not even five minutes later, the ground was shaking from the thunder and a tornado watch.




Morrigon
Morrigon
20:42 Aug 08 2023

Humidity and curly hair, what a delight!





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
20:49 Aug 08 2023

You know it!





Theodora
Theodora
01:10 Aug 09 2023

Oh, it will be summer here until November. Then it will be cold. We no longer have fall. :-(





OldSoul
OldSoul
01:22 Aug 09 2023

Can't wait for the cooler, crisper evenings





Nightgame
Nightgame
23:28 Aug 09 2023

Me too sugar, I so wanted a sweater day!





dwaynemcgriff01
dwaynemcgriff01
15:51 Aug 10 2023

im sorry but hopefully fall hit there for you sooner rather than later so you can enjoy the days like you want





 

15:34 Aug 07 2023
Times Read: 1,120


The longer I feel like this, the more I'm ready to sing...

A B C D E FUCK YOU...


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Theodora
Theodora
17:07 Aug 07 2023

My Monday theme song!





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
19:30 Aug 07 2023

Uh oh... Is someone pissing off our Ratty? Do we need to gather the troops?





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
20:54 Aug 07 2023

No troops. Just a little self reflection.





 

10:22 Aug 06 2023
Times Read: 1,164


If I have to be dressed, and at the homestead, at 4:53 a.m. at least the 6 fireman and 2 EMT was funny. Who knew Sponge Bob would be a running joke.

:)


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captainglobehead
captainglobehead
16:37 Aug 06 2023

Love to know the whole story behind this.





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
17:59 Aug 06 2023

Is everyone ok!!!!! I don't know what happened but sounds like there is something interesting story there.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
19:17 Aug 06 2023

We are all alright. Just a slip, fall. Sis is fine, just sore.





OldSoul
OldSoul
00:20 Aug 07 2023

Glad that everyone is okay





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
02:48 Aug 07 2023

Well, damn. It's good to know people are okay, but What The Bleeding Hell...?



Theodora
Theodora
17:06 Aug 07 2023

OMG, I am glad that everyone is ok!





 

22:49 Aug 05 2023
Times Read: 1,183


It only took the first few minutes of episode 1. The Witcher will not be the same without Henry Cavill. 💔

I know he dies, don't tell me. ... no spoilers!


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01:50 Aug 04 2023
Times Read: 1,221


Ever just had a song stick in your head? I have, this wonderful great mind worm. Had to dig out the Halestorm to get it out.

Song- Who Let The Dog's Out? Woof Woof.

Guess it's the doghouse of my mind, holding me to my musical standards.


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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
02:19 Aug 04 2023

I get tunes stuck in my head all the time! It drives me insane!





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
02:40 Aug 04 2023

Yup, I'm certainly no stranger to this one. Funny enough, some things getting stuck in my head are the reason for some of my own music sounding as it does - I tend to experiment with things, until I find something that seems to suit it, even if only for a moment.



Vodka
Vodka
20:54 Aug 04 2023

LOL, happens to me all the time!!!





CountessLili
CountessLili
23:27 Aug 05 2023

When my daughters listen to the same tunes over and over again it gets stuck in my head ugh.





OldSoul
OldSoul
23:42 Aug 05 2023

And now I'm looking up who let the dogs out, thanks lol





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
02:49 Aug 07 2023

Fucking Baha Men... personally, that is NOT one of my more favored songs, but it's so damn catchy, it's absolutely absurd.



 

16:56 Aug 03 2023
Times Read: 1,258


Grrrr...never had such a problem to get my boobs squished. Between the hospital saying they need a order, Dr saying no you just call. ... I'm about ready to call it done.

But Mom had, fought, lost a breast to cancer at my age so I guess it's back to calling the Dr. office again.

Good to see the medical field is so streamlined, caring.


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Nekirena
Nekirena
18:37 Aug 03 2023

I'm going through the same.

Both my mum and aunt had breast cancer and the aunt had a breast removed because of it. Same age as me. They keep trying to tell me it's not necessary to be checked. 🙄 My mom has had it twice and my aunt three times. Four people in my family died from it.

But not necessary. Umph.





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
19:14 Aug 03 2023

That is so dumb. Because of the history, we need to be on top of it. Go get your boobs checked Ducky.





Nightgame
Nightgame
21:08 Aug 03 2023

I have little family history of it and I still do it once a year, they should not make it this hard for any grown woman to get a breast exam with or without a doctor's order, one per year at least!





CountessLili
CountessLili
16:06 Aug 06 2023

I will be more diligent on my check ups and I have done the booby thing and it is not fun. I just wish there was a way to do it without the pain of it, but I rather have the pain and not go through what my mom did.





 

00:40 Aug 03 2023
Times Read: 1,315


FalsexCure made me something. :) Thank you, I love it.

Real vampires love Vampire Rave.


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FALSExCURE
FALSExCURE
01:25 Aug 03 2023

I can't really claim credit for it, the image was AI generated. I just happened to come across it and thought it fit you so I changed a few prompts before going in to fix and change the eyes myself. The outside blackout frame was later added as well.





Hanami
Hanami
01:48 Aug 03 2023

It looks great! Love it!





dwaynemcgriff01
dwaynemcgriff01
03:05 Aug 03 2023

nice work falsexcure





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
01:20 Aug 04 2023

I still won't trust AI generators for anything (not much different from putting my existence in the hands of a machine I know wants me dead (personal deathwish, or not)). But quite slick, still.



CountessLili
CountessLili
16:07 Aug 06 2023

Very very pretty





 

00:03 Aug 03 2023
Times Read: 1,322


Nightshade Banes Coven, a coven in my Alliance, held a contest. For the one who has the most forum post, wins a month membership. I won. O.0

Yes, I freaking talk a lot, enjoy posting.

I had another chance to notice this as I had to dig out a message out of my message center just now. Thank god the Moonie was able to give me a date, so that narrowed the 4500 plus messages down somewhat. :)


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01:07 Aug 02 2023
Times Read: 1,352


The Golden Bachelor? Now that one might be worth watching, older men do approach the relationship differently.

So do younger men, if they have a clue on what you find attractive. Those who take the time to understand what makes you seek more or turns you off so badly.

Clue are there I have learned, well... if that person is willing to share. Me? I share a lot. I mean... A LOT. :)

But it take someone to really care, to really be willing to take the effort to read between the lines, to see what I need to be happy. To stay interested.

So yes- I do think any older man, in age or actions, have a leg up on the rest.


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Vodka
Vodka
17:48 Aug 02 2023

I can definately agree with that!





 

13:34 Aug 01 2023
Times Read: 1,368


Another day out in the heat and...well...people. Brother dr. Apt at 11am, the going to a few stores. Tennis shoes are needed, along with eggs and cream cheese. :) Always forget something on the Kroger order. Bank too.

Sure I'll add more to this day, always do. I know I have to catch up with the maintenance man as a light fixture fell off a ceiling in a bedroom. Yeah, question that one . lol


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Vodka
Vodka
21:00 Aug 01 2023

??????? LOL





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
02:00 Aug 02 2023

Good grief. And people think MY head is on backwards. You have your head bent and twisted into places it should never go. ROFL



 

00:02 Aug 01 2023
Times Read: 761


Why are Monday always the longest?


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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
00:05 Aug 01 2023

Because it is the furthest away from being the weekend again. SUCKS!





EstrangedOne
EstrangedOne
00:38 Aug 01 2023

Not to mention, absolutely NO ONE seems to give a fuck about anything, on Mondays (I've actually had to re-learn this, multiple times, myself).
Mind you, I'm not even a hippie type. But even in my mind, "human beings" really need to have all their "advanced" shit just drop dead for awhile, so they can take a step back and see what the Hell they've thrown to the wayside.







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